It amuses and amazes me how beach-goers are so willing to shed any inhibitions about showing their raw flesh to the world and just letting it all hang out. Well not
all, at least not in these parts where nudity is not permitted and Speedos and string bikinis are (fortunately) rare.
While I generally consider it a good thing that people neither be ashamed of their bodies nor too self-conscious to go to the beach, I am confused by the ongoing dedication to baking, broiling, and generally roasting one's self once there.
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I have to admit that I am loath to don a bathing suit and will only do so only if confronted with the inevitability of sitting in the blazing sun on a shadeless beach with no hint of a breeze, balmy or otherwise. It's possible that my own great-grandparents had some influence on this rather prudish approach I take to my personal beach attire.
Here are two versions of a photo from August 1958 of Nanar and Grandad Newport enjoying a day at the beach in White Rock, BC. The photo on the left replicates how the picture might have turned out if I'd taken it when I was at the beach this past weekend. The 2nd version puts us back into a more nostalgic frame of mind.
And this one goes for the full-blown misty, water-coloured, faded memory effect. Don't they look like they're having a marvellous, fun day at the beach?!
(I suspect they were only in it for the anticipated fish'n'chips)
If I am so unwilling to clad myself in skimpy attire and bare my aging, tender skin to the harmful rays of the sun you may be wondering what possessed me to head off for some beach baking on the weekend.
Why, nothing less than an unanticipated return visit from a very special somebody! And I can say that I had a fabulous day at the beach with my two special some buddies, bathing suit and all!
Beach Bake Boogie-woogie