Quaint? Countrified? Charming? Neglected? Atmospheric? Ramshackled?
Somebody's dream house?
Let's stand back to get the big picture...
If we could jack this baby up and slide some sort of axle between the wheels (assuming there's a matching set on the other side), we could have ourselves a genuine mobile home!
This one, on the other hand, is more of the downwardly mobile variety, wouldn't you say?